This isn't fucking Question Time

Hello all,
Just a quick note to say thank you so much for making the first live Ten such a well rounded exercise in love (yours) and hate (ours). When we originally planned our first night out we were expecting a half-filled room of like-minded people who we could watch Anchorman with. Walking up to the venue and seeing the 'sold out' signs gave even our brittle old hearts a thrill. We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did - hard to tell if people are having fun when a Welshman is screaming at the first three rows and the big fella is wading into the audience to shove someone's ringing phone up their ass.
Enjoy the vivid if frightening memories and the Laffy Taffy and Mars bars if you got any. There'll be more of everything soon. And Phil(l) would especially like to thank the man who carried a woman on the stage for him, he was quite touched, especially as it wasn't even on his rider.
We love you, true fucking story.
Until the next time...
P&P Industries.
xxx