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Show 14 - Coke, Cold, Kate Winslett and Pop's cock!

Show 13 - Duffy Dancing, Ditching Drink and Darwin.

The Festive 12 - Pink Eye, A Can Of Warm Lager and Santa Got Back

Show 11 - Cottaging, Stilletoes, Kleptomania - put them all in your Bucket List

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Show 11 - Cottaging, Stilletoes, Kleptomania - put them all in your Bucket List

  • It's cottaging all the way in 2009
  • Wilding in waterwings... pleasing image
  • Our new band is called Viperbelt and our first album will be called Sleepthief
  • It's NEVER, NEVER too hot to wank
  • At the bottom of the heel of Italy you will find Brindisi
  • At the bottom of the angry lady's heel you will find Phil Wilding's temple
  • Westcliff is a hot bed of herpies-ridden postmen
  • Welsh people equal fat GWAR
  • On our Bucket List there is foreign travel, experimentation in cinema and a threesome with Vinnie
  • Dreams of giant monkeys, tea, narcolepsy, dead pigeons... it all means one thing: you're going to come into some money

 

The Festive 12 - Pink Eye, A Can Of Warm Lager and Santa Got Back

 

Show 13 - Duffy Dancing, Ditching Drink and Darwin.

  • For the love of god can Duffy get a second dance move!
  • In Spanish it's "Hola, hola, hola, hola... Juallop!"
  • We fear both toilets and churches.
  • Mad props to evolution's Chuck D! In your face intelligent design!
  • Sadly it was only after firing the pot we realised it was a swastika.
  • Apparently, goats scream.
  • We have a sweepstake going for when Jupitus falls off the wagon.
  • This just in... man clogs London bridge with hamsters.
  • I'd be beaker, he'd be Doctor Teeth.
  • I might not say this often enough, but I love you.

 

Show 14 - Coke, Cold, Kate Winslett and Pop's cock!

  • Detective Patois got a listener thrown out of a rickshaw
  • Ironically the American embassy is Stalinesque
  • We're just glad Iggy Pop wasn't tumescent
  • My mammoth would be called Tyson, his Dodo, Baloo
  • After the coke up the bum incident, Sean can never go back to Cali
  • We typify, some say personify, bromance
  • Sometimes I laugh in the face of little death
  • You have to bail out the boat on the hard
  • If you are phoned by Eartha Kitt, it's not Eartha Kitt
  • Mum's gonna go up the wall.