| Show 11 - Cottaging, Stilletoes, Kleptomania - put them all
in your Bucket List
- It's cottaging all the way in 2009
- Wilding in waterwings... pleasing image
- Our new band is called Viperbelt and our first album will be called Sleepthief
- It's NEVER, NEVER too hot to wank
- At the bottom of the heel of Italy you will find Brindisi
- At the bottom of the angry lady's heel you will find Phil Wilding's temple
- Westcliff is a hot bed of herpies-ridden postmen
- Welsh people equal fat GWAR
- On our Bucket List there is foreign travel, experimentation in cinema and
a threesome with Vinnie
- Dreams of giant monkeys, tea, narcolepsy, dead pigeons... it all means
one thing: you're going to come into some money
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The Festive 12 - Pink Eye, A Can Of Warm Lager and Santa Got Back
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Show 13 - Duffy Dancing, Ditching Drink and Darwin.
- For the love of god can Duffy get a second dance move!
- In Spanish it's "Hola,
hola, hola, hola... Juallop!"
- We fear both toilets and churches.
- Mad props to evolution's Chuck D! In
your face intelligent design!
- Sadly it was only after firing the pot we
realised it was a swastika.
- Apparently, goats scream.
- We have a sweepstake going for when Jupitus falls
off the wagon.
- This just in... man clogs London bridge with hamsters.
- I'd be beaker, he'd
be Doctor Teeth.
- I might not say this often enough, but I love you.
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Show 14 - Coke, Cold, Kate Winslett and Pop's cock!
- Detective Patois got a listener thrown out of a rickshaw
- Ironically the
American embassy is Stalinesque
- We're just glad Iggy Pop wasn't tumescent
- My mammoth would be called Tyson,
his Dodo, Baloo
- After the coke up the bum incident, Sean can never go back
to Cali
- We typify, some say personify, bromance
- Sometimes I laugh in the face of
little death
- You have to bail out the boat on the hard
- If you are phoned by Eartha Kitt,
it's not Eartha Kitt
- Mum's gonna go up the wall.
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