Show 1

• Joe Kinnear looks like an aged meerkat
• Royals who go to boarding school like to be peed on
• People who've been stung by jellyfish like to be peed on too!
• Our mate used to live with Bond and a gin pool flooded their flat
• Coolio's fusion food: black Italian is called Blitalian, Black English food is called Blenglish; Black Scottish food...
• Who doesn't like a holiday where you abuse horses and Jenny Agutter
• Jamie Oliver does not feed people through bars but he is involved in a pyramid scheme
• Michael Palin has a foreign policy unlike Sarah Palin
• Speaking of Sarah Palin... we would!

Show 2

• Just call us the fuckle brothers!
• The Treaty Of Versailles is the only treaty we know
• Like Peter Gabriel doesn't use cymbols, we don't always use the ukele
• We've come to a Darwinian full stop
• Einstein can always fox Google
• Ringo Starr has his own pin number
• Heavy is called 80 Shilling
• Phill would comfort Lorraine Kelly by cuddling her in his arms and screaming at the sky
• You can now buy a DVD of Vladimir Putin punching a tiger
• This has been political shop talk with Phill and Phil

Show 3

• We'll swear the next time we're on the radio
• A pub with children is like a creche with a wet bar
• 4920 feet is 246 Cortinas
• If the concertina bus made that noise there would be fewer accidents on the streets of London
• Play Led Zeppelin or Eddie Bo now!
• Jessica Lange is not starring in the next WI video
• Mark Lamarr keeps bees
• Phil Wilding abhors a cardigan, not matter how tight
• Don't buy a round of drinks in Oslo